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hitmeharrder: ariaonthefloor: hitmeharrder: breakinggag: hitmeharrder: Read my full description of events! www.masochistme.wordpress.com It’s a little bit epic. it’s fucking BIG epic! if you’re more moved by the harder stuff followers read
LMAO! Some people are so fucking stupid!This person has followed me for a week now and sends me this message. I simply point out the fact that I’m not the person in the photos (not even in my usual sarcastic and smart-ass tone), and I am promptly called
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salmonking: loopyleah: read the fucking description omfg it looks perfect for all those guests I plan to devour later I’ll take two So I can make a sammch, hohoho. Seriously I would crochet tomato pillows and a lettuce blanket if I had this.
If you read closely, you can see that my friend Tecumseh got a referral. The description said: On 3/13/13 Tecumseh came to 5th per. late at 1:00 & asked for a pass to the library to take the ELA CAHSEE Test, I gave her a pass but she never went to
thisisableism: [Image Description: The text reads: Michael Brown Sr.’s church was torched in Ferguson last night. A picture of the inside of the burnt church is shown.] strugglingtobeheard: musiqchild007: 2damnfeisty: shmurdamagicalgirl: postracialco
When I first loaded Efuked, I wasn’t quite sure what this site was all about, then after reading a few of the video descriptions, I quickly realised that this site is full of movieclips of porn outtakes and generally fucked up stuff! When you click
plavoptice:daenerys-targaryen: flowercrownimpala: i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like well this is fucking stupid [image description: photos of the cast of Game of Thrones at the season 8 table read, in various stages of grief]
miniar: spiralthorns: thatweirdsister: geekandmisandry: by-women-for-women: stopsayingterf: geekandmisandry: I had to read, with my own eyes, some Terfs talking about how the term “cis” is oppressive. I just can’t with these people. I
ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tags reading “aw shit now I gotta come up with a real title, dammit, SHIT NOW I GOTTA COME UP WITH A SUMMARY, FUCK”] The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Just when you thought your labor was complete
ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tag reading “canon is a matter of opinion”] The AO3 Tag of the Day is: And my opinion is “fuck it”
criticalfeministcorgi: [Image description: the head of a corgi on a pink and blue alternating background. Text above reads “Oh, does my natural body hair gross you out?”. Bottom text reads “Look at all the fucks i give”. End description]
Honestly people. Why the fuck can you NOT read skill descriptions FULLY?ExpiatioMax Level: 5Requirement: Oratio 5, Duple Light 5Skill Form: SupportiveDescription: Give Holy power to the caster’s weapon and have a certain chance to ignore the target’s
I just read the most hilarious rune description in channel chat:“Nemesis like: I live on a small amount of HP and will fuck you sideways.”
onesubsjourney: kinkyfemmequeer: sarahxwritesstuff: sarahxwritesstuff: For my female blogger followers. Ha, this is by far my most popular original post of 2016. I wonder why? The “what are you into?” one. Legit. READ THE FUCKING DESCRIPTION
sapphicrevan: famicompro: [video description: the dance sequence from LMFAO’s “Sexy And I Know It” set to the tune of Boney M.’s “Rasputin”. Below that is a gif of flaming letters that read “Same Mother Fucking BPM Babey”]
sleepisforlovers: ethergaunts: brainstatic: This is the best description of South Park (and their brand of apathetic conservatism) I ever read. clocked go the fuck off
the-muffin-master: loopyleah: read the fucking description omfg I read the description in Cave Johnson’s voice
iscollective:cyberbug9000:blackwoolncrown:note-a-bear:toe-grinder616-deactivated20190:@blackberryshawty Good fucking content.Can anyone write a description? Tnxaudio description: [the man has a heavy russian accent][reading from phone]: how come they’re
cnnbreaking: loopyleah: read the fucking description omfg OH my GOD
chicken-thot-pie: suburbsclone: WARNING: CUTIE ON THE LOOSE. LAST SEEN: BROWSING TUMBLR. PROBABLY: READING THIS POST RIGHT NOW. DESCRIPTION: IT’S YOU. YOU’RE THE CUTIE. PLACE YOURSELF UNDER ARREST IMMEDIATELY. Wow I hope that sick fuck is behind
maybeanoldblog:iscollective:cyberbug9000:blackwoolncrown:note-a-bear:toe-grinder616-deactivated20190:@blackberryshawty Good fucking content.Can anyone write a description? Tnxaudio description: [the man has a heavy russian accent][reading from phone]:
loopyleah: read the fucking description omfg
natalya-rostov-deactivated20220:plumslices:I fucking. love him. [Video Description: A tiktok of a man replying to a comment by @/heatherblue50, that reads: I love parenting. I hope you consider it at some point in life. It really stretches you to grow
su1c1d3blond3: mrsfaithwinchester: sammiesundevil-at-221b: tom-sits-like-a-whore: rebloggable, as requested :) this is the most accurate description of how awful periods are that i have ever read. *slow applauds* “Now get the fuck off
benepla: hagaegi: hagaegi: i told you i’d set my doorbell to this please reblog this my dad didnt spend โ for nothing i knew what this would be before i even fucking read the description and confirmed it was a doorbell i just saw the speaker
onemaybensfwdesign: hath-come-the-wicked: [Image Description: Text reading “In this house we fuck monsters” in retro 80s tech aesthetic. End description.]
ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tags reading “author is not a monsterfucker but lost all plausible deniability by writing this, ah well dignity is cheap and life is short”]The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Might as well fuck the monster
descriptively-angry replied to your post: anonymous said:can I smooch yousu… geez, yes miss Schnee yangxiaolong-the-meddler replied to your post: anonymous said:can I smooch yousu… i’ll get my pencil IMLAUGH (●´∀`●)